Douluo: Modify the dialogue, everyone goes crazy - Chapter 36: Milk Sprayed All Over the Canghui Students

“Slap! Slap!”

Tang San slapped himself left and right along the way, swelling his face up like a pig’s head again.

He looked… quite hideous.

The others watching him nearly burst out laughing.

Tang San’s face had gone completely numb from the repeated slaps—he hadn’t been holding back, after all.

At this rate, he really would end up looking like a permanent pighead.

He was furious, yet helpless. He had no idea why he kept losing his mind like this.

Now he was even scared that one day he’d wake up having fallen into the toilet—or worse, sleeping in someone else’s room.

If that happened, he’d be called a pervert or something. How could he explain himself then?

…

In just one day, the group of nine had traveled over 400 li. Thanks to Oscar’s sausage boosts, they were all able to hang in there.

Night fell—such is life, like a fleeting dream.

They arrived at a small town and stopped to restock on supplies.

Then—

Zhao Wuji led them to an old hotel and said:“We’ll stay here tonight.”

He pointed at the aging building, clearly decades old, with mediocre decor at best.

Everyone went off to book their rooms.

Zhao Wuji entered his room directly:“I’m going to rest. You all can eat on your own.”

Tang San also went back to his room, not planning to join the group for dinner.

He was simply too exhausted today.

Zhang Fan, Xiao Wu, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, Dai Mubai, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong went downstairs and sat around a dining table.

They ordered some food and waited.

“Tonight, it’s on me!”Zhang Fan sat at the main seat, Xiao Wu to his left, Zhu Zhuqing to his right, and Ning Rongrong beside Xiao Wu.

Three stunning beauties, each with their own charm, turned heads wherever they went.

And their figures? Absolutely well-developed.

Especially Zhu Zhuqing’s curvy, hourglass silhouette—most eye-catching of all.

Xiao Wu was an adorably petite loli type, but even she had quite the impressive bust.

Ning Rongrong had that pure, girl-next-door look, her chest proudly puffed as she smiled gently.

Ma Hongjun couldn’t help but gulp.

Outside the restaurant, eight youths walked in, roughly the same age as Zhang Fan.

Leading them was a man in his forties with average looks, a shiny bald head, and a pale-blue robe embroidered with the characters Canghui in silver thread.

Behind him followed seven students.

They looked around the restaurant, speaking loudly:

“Damn, those three girls over there are fine as hell!”“Especially the one in the black miniskirt, hot damn… That body… That ass… I’d love to get a taste…”“A taste? You better be careful or you’ll get your junk chopped off!”

Just then, a waitress carrying a hot dish walked past Zhang Fan’s table.

Canghui student Chen Hui—level 27—grinned slyly and deliberately bumped into her.

“Ahh!”

The waitress shrieked as the plate tipped over—its contents flying toward Zhang Fan.

Chen Hui smirked. Some random trash academy dares to hog all the beauties? Time to teach him a lesson he’ll never forget.

“Buzz…”

But before the dish landed, a burst of terrifying soul power erupted, blasting the plate right back.

“Splash!”

The steaming dish flew straight onto Chen Hui.

“AAAHH!”

He screamed in agony. He hadn’t expected the guy to react so fast!

His hair was soaked in food and oil, his skin red and swollen from the heat. Covering his face, he stumbled backward:“Ahh… My face… It burns!”

Vegetables clung to his head, his robe drenched in soup and grease.

“Uhh…”The poor waitress looked panicked and confused.

“You bullies! How dare you pour hot food on our classmate!”

The Canghui students immediately flipped the script.

“What kind of nonsense are you spouting?! It was your guy who bumped into the waitress trying to splash our Fan-ge! It bounced back because of his strong soul power!”Xiao Wu shouted angrily.

“Ding! Plot Modification Quest triggered.”

[Xiao Wu, fuming, spotted an empty milk carton by her foot and stomped on it.]Max modification: 3 characters.

Zhang Fan grinned and deleted the word “empty.” Since the milk carton was aimed at the Canghui people, he felt no guilt.

“Ding! Plot modification successful. +30 Modification Points.”

Xiao Wu, fuming, spotted a milk carton by her foot and stomped on it.

“Boom!”

The milk carton exploded like a mini volcano, spraying milk in all directions.

It drenched the Canghui students from head to toe.

Everyone was stunned.

“Uhh…”

Xiao Wu blinked innocently:“Umm… I didn’t mean to! I didn’t know there was still milk in there… I just stomped it because you guys pissed me off…”

“HAHAHAHA!”

Ma Hongjun burst out laughing at the sight:“I’ve seen soaked chickens before, but this is my first time seeing milk-soaked chickens!”

“Damn… That description is spot on!”Baldy Bai gave him a big thumbs-up.

After all, when it came to outsiders, they were all united.

“Sister Xiao Wu, that stomp of yours had thirty years of power in it!”Ning Rongrong gave her a big thumbs-up.

“Haha… You’re exaggerating!”Xiao Wu’s face turned red from the praise. Who knew an unintentional move could result in such epic glory?

“Amazing!”Zhu Zhuqing chimed in, also giving her a thumbs-up.

“You country bumpkins dare treat us like this?!”

The milk-drenched Canghui students were furious.

“Buzz…”

Suddenly, soul rings lit up beneath their feet—summoning their martial spirits.

An uproar followed.

Five of them had spirit power over level 20, but none exceeded level 25, except for one who was level 27.

Their soul rings were mostly one white, one yellow. Their spirits? Spears, tridents, and beast spirits like deer, sheep, and horses.

They charged at Zhang Fan’s group, milk and soup dripping from their clothes.

It was… quite the ridiculous scene.

“Buzz…”

Xiao Wu’s soul rings rose—two yellow, one purple—level 31!

The charging enemies paused in shock:“What the… This little beauty’s that strong?!”

“Buzz!”

Dai Mubai’s rings followed:“Level 37!”

“Buzz! Buzz!”

When they saw how powerful Zhang Fan’s group was, the Canghui students froze, visibly startled.

“What’s wrong? Afraid now that you know our strength? You sure weren’t scared when you attacked first.”Dai Mubai said coldly.

“We… We…”

Chen Hui stammered, too scared to respond.

This time, their attempt to “steal the chicken” had totally backfired—making them the biggest joke instead.

They hadn’t expected their opponents to be this strong. What terrible luck.

“Kneel, and we might forgive your ignorance!”Bald Bai declared coldly.

The Canghui students turned pale from fear.

(End of Chapter)

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